Monday, December 28, 2009

The World's Funniest Jokes

Taken from Readers' Digest,Sept 2009 Edition.Really funny and i think that i can share it with my friends!

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Doctor :Have you taken my advice and slept with the window open?
Patient : Yes.
Doctor : So your asthma disappeared completely?
Patient : No,but my watch,TV,iPod and laptop have.


A scarlet is seated next to a lawyer on a long flight.She craves her sleep,but he keeps waking her up. "Let's play a trivia game," he suggests. "If I answer wrong,I'll pay you $50.If you answer wrong,you owe me $5."The scarlet agrees,and the lawyer goes first. "What's the distance between the earth and the moon?"
The scarlet hands the lawyer $5.Now its her turn. "What goes up a mountain on three legs and comes down on four?"
The lawyer is dumbstruck.He scans the internet,flips through his pocket encyclopedia,and texts every scientists he can find.No dice.Hours later,he wakes up the scarlet,hands her $50,and asks, "So,what is the answer?"
Without any word,she hands him $5 and goes back to sleep.


Wife : Honey,did you notice? I bought the new toilet brush.
Husband : Yes,I did.But I still prefer the paper.


A neighbour finds a young boy sitting on the stairs crying. "What's the matter,honey?"she asks him.
"It's my father,"the boy sobs. "He hit his finger with a hammer."
"Then,why are you crying?"
"Because first I laughed."

* now i know why people always said you laugh now,you will cry then.it is provable.

Thursday, December 24, 2009

::..tere-liye..::

ukhti nadhirah terus memberi khidmat sebagai peminjam buku yang paling setia.yang terbaru,kisah hafalan shalat delisa.100% dalam bahasa indonesia namun masih boleh difahami.kisah yang menyentuh hati terutama kepada sesiapa yang mempunyai jiwa yang agak sensitif(seperti diriku ini).

berkisar peristiwa yang berlaku hampir lima tahun dahulu,26 Dis 2004.seorang anak kecil yang berusia 6 tahun,hilang ibu dan kakaknya.sekelip mata.

"Delisa cinta ummi karena Allah!"
"Delisa cinta abi karena Allah!"

'Ya Allah,Delisa rindu sekali dengan Ummi.Delisa ingin bertemu.Delisa bukan sekadar ingin mengaku soal cokelat itu.Delisa benar-benar ingin memeluk Ummi.Bercerita banyak hal.Menarik-narik baju dan kerudung Ummi.Delisa rindu melihat Ummi yang sedang menjahit.Delisa bahkan rindu cubitan Ummi kalau ia lagi-lagi bandel pulang main kesorean.Ya Allah,Delisa rindu semuanya.Delisa rindu sekali..'

'Delisa rindu menatap beningnya wajah Ummi...'

Aku cintakan ibuku kerana ALLAH,
aku cintakan ayahku kerana Dia,
aku cintakan adik2ku keranaNya,
aku cintakan sahabatku kerana Pencipta.

I love people around me because of The Creator.

Monday, December 21, 2009

ice cream!


I SCREAM!
YOU SCREAM!
WE SCREAM!
FOR THE ICE CREAM!

Sunday, December 20, 2009

peace be with you especially to all readers..

agak lama tidak menyentuh blog ini,sehingga sahabat menegur, "Dayah,dah lama tak update blog."
Maaf,diri ini tiada kesempatan untuk berbuat demikian.

Baru2 ni,pulang ke tanah tumpah darah,Perak.walaupun pergi ke Taiping,tak sempat nak balik Pantai Remis.Sibuk sangat..

Attend wedding ceremony,dari pagi ke malam,penat sangat!
 
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